Hi, lovelies. Welcome to my sacred kingdom in my enchanted forest, would you like some tea? Swell! While we have this tea party I'll tell you some things about myself. Well first things first, my name isn't important. All you need to know is that I'm a princess. I have quite the imagination, and such an odd look on the world. I dig horoscopes and unicorns, but disney is my favorite. My dog is perfect. She's as cute as a button and the cuddliest little thing. She's the princess of pooches. Well, it seems that we're out of tea! I guess I'll cut the bullshit now. I'm actually really vulgar and I have a bad attitude. That's just me, though. ta-ta!